Title: Deadly snake bites penis
Matt - May 29, 2008 11:22 AM (GMT)
A MAN almost died when he stopped for a roadside toilet break and was bitten by a deadly snake - on the end of his manhood.
The poisonous brown snake darted between his legs and dived at his penis as he crouched on the roadside near Cairns, Australia, before fleeing.
Emergency workers rushed to the scene and wrapped the man's member in plastic in case it was infected with poison.
But the tourist - suffering from a wound, vomiting and stomach pain - was given the all clear after tests.
An ambulance spokesman, who described the victim as "lucky," said: "It certainly had a swipe at him.
"But it didn’t envenomate him. As it came through it must have got a bit of a shock.
"I think he was a bit shocked and embarrassed."
source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1221513.ece
Ouch!! :joker: :joker:
ves - May 29, 2008 12:50 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| "But it didn’t envenomate him |
like that word
obsidian - May 29, 2008 03:17 PM (GMT)
I wouldn't even report it if that happened to me... imagine his mates at the pub!
ves - May 29, 2008 05:47 PM (GMT)
hmmmmmm i suppose its a chat up line
" hello darling i have just been bitten by a snake do you fancy sucking out the posion from this " :drool:
" hello darling i have just been bitten by a snake do you fancy sucking out the posion from this " :drool:
Jedi Master - May 29, 2008 06:25 PM (GMT)
:joker: :lol: :joker: :lol: :joker: :lol:
russmini - May 29, 2008 08:19 PM (GMT)
Might be a Good thing for some of you on here....
Well, you know.. Don't things Swell to a Bigger Size when Bitten ????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:
Well, you know.. Don't things Swell to a Bigger Size when Bitten ????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:
Matt - May 29, 2008 11:41 PM (GMT)
:joker:
minivtec - May 30, 2008 06:27 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (russmini @ May 29 2008, 09:19 PM) |
| Might be a Good thing for some of you on here.... Well, you know.. Don't things Swell to a Bigger Size when Bitten ????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: |
russ you should really stop putting your self down mate :joker:
Marc.. RC Addict! - May 30, 2008 07:50 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (ves @ May 29 2008, 06:47 PM) |
| hmmmmmm i suppose its a chat up line " hello darling i have just been bitten by a snake do you fancy sucking out the posion from this " :drool: |
:lol: :joker: :joker: :joker:
hmm ill try that on the misses later.. :lol:
obsidian - May 31, 2008 02:55 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Marc.. RC Addict! @ May 30 2008, 08:50 PM) |
| hmm ill try that on the misses later.. :lol: |
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